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		<title>By: Jess</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jess]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This so reminds me of a discussion with some colleagues a couple of years ago. I had just gone to a conference for Advanced SQL programming of some sort....and I found this shirt that just made me laugh.....just a plain white shirt with black lettering that said 

Select * 
From Users 
Where Clue &gt;0

0 rows returned.

Clearly not advance, but I digress. I found this fabulous as most if not all of my users happened to be clueless.

So, I felt the need to pass on the joke to my equally geeky co-workers. This resulted in a string of emails debating whether it required a &#039;;&#039; or not to actually run, and then whether it was ANSI-compliant or Oracle sql...as this has bearing on the need for said &#039;;&#039;.  So, needless to say, I was the least of the geeks in that one.....amazing really as the intitial intent of the joke was lost. Leave to the IT folks. 

Just had to share.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This so reminds me of a discussion with some colleagues a couple of years ago. I had just gone to a conference for Advanced SQL programming of some sort&#8230;.and I found this shirt that just made me laugh&#8230;..just a plain white shirt with black lettering that said </p>
<p>Select *<br />
From Users<br />
Where Clue &gt;0</p>
<p>0 rows returned.</p>
<p>Clearly not advance, but I digress. I found this fabulous as most if not all of my users happened to be clueless.</p>
<p>So, I felt the need to pass on the joke to my equally geeky co-workers. This resulted in a string of emails debating whether it required a &#8216;;&#8217; or not to actually run, and then whether it was ANSI-compliant or Oracle sql&#8230;as this has bearing on the need for said &#8216;;&#8217;.  So, needless to say, I was the least of the geeks in that one&#8230;..amazing really as the intitial intent of the joke was lost. Leave to the IT folks. </p>
<p>Just had to share.</p>
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