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	<title>A Random Pattern &#187; humor</title>
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		<title>Ninja Parade</title>
		<link>http://www.ransomedhome.com/blog/2007/10/30/ninja-parade</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 22:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[stephen.christopher]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t miss not seeing this awesome sight &#8211; a Ninja Parade! On a related note, I considered being a Ninja for Halloween this year.Â  Don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;ll be able to find adequate supplies of throwing stars and katanas, but piano wire should work in a pinch.Â  Then again, the opposite extreme calls to me [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t miss not seeing this awesome sight &#8211; a <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/ninja_parade_slips_through_town?">Ninja Parade</a>!</p>
<p>On a related note, I considered being a Ninja for Halloween this year.Â  Don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;ll be able to find adequate supplies of throwing stars and katanas, but piano wire should work in a pinch.Â  Then again, the <a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/apparel/hats-ties/9352/">opposite extreme</a> calls to me as well&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Chicken Ice Cream</title>
		<link>http://www.ransomedhome.com/blog/2007/07/09/chicken-ice-cream</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2007 21:45:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[stephen.christopher]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I walk into the playroom, I hear this exchange: Tessa: Chicken Ice Cream. Selah: hehehehehe, chicken ice cream Tessa: You like Chicken Ice Cream? This from the girl who won&#8217;t eat anything except chicken nuggets, french fries, peanut butter, or ice cream.Â  Not sure why Selah was laughing either, but it cracked me up. [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As I walk into the playroom, I hear this exchange:</p>
<blockquote><p>Tessa: Chicken Ice Cream.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Selah: hehehehehe, chicken ice cream</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Tessa: You like Chicken Ice Cream?</p></blockquote>
<p>This from the girl who won&#8217;t eat anything except chicken nuggets, french fries, peanut butter, or ice cream.Â  Not sure why Selah was laughing either, but it cracked me up.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.ransomedhome.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif" alt=":D" class="wp-smiley" /></p>
<p>I guess you had to be there&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Programming Joke</title>
		<link>http://www.ransomedhome.com/blog/2007/05/25/programming-joke</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2007 22:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[stephen.christopher]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A friend and I were standing around the grill, watching the burgers cook. You know, if you don&#8217;t watch them they don&#8217;t get done. Another friend walks up and comes up with this immensely clever line: &#8220;How many programmers does it take to grill hamburgers?&#8221;. (I should mention said friend is a salesman. ) My [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A friend and I were standing around the grill, watching the burgers cook.  You know, if you don&#8217;t watch them they don&#8217;t get done.  <img src="http://www.ransomedhome.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="wp-smiley" /></p>
<p>Another friend walks up and comes up with this immensely clever line:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;How many programmers does it take to grill hamburgers?&#8221;.   (I should mention said friend is a salesman.  <img src="http://www.ransomedhome.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif" alt=":P" class="wp-smiley" />  )</p></blockquote>
<p>My first reaction is to offer a mocking half-laugh at this &#8216;joke&#8217; (though admittedly, most of my jokes are worse).  However, the programmer in me can&#8217;t resist the challenge of providing a technically correct answer.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;1&#8221;&#8230;  Even though there are clearly two of us standing there.</p></blockquote>
<p>From the salesman I receive a confused look and a &#8220;Huh?&#8221;.  Moments later, my programmer friend starts laughing.</p>
<p>The salesman asks &#8220;What, is that some inside joke or something?&#8221;</p>
<p>The griller explains.  &#8220;Let&#8217;s say you have an array of 10 numbers.  You would expect them to be numbered 1 through 10.  But the computer will number them 0 through 9 instead.&#8221;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not sure if the next look from my salesman friend was more confusion, disgust, or some potent mixture of both.  <img src="http://www.ransomedhome.com/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif" alt=";)" class="wp-smiley" /></p>
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		<title>How to throw a temper tantrum</title>
		<link>http://www.ransomedhome.com/blog/2007/05/16/how-to-throw-a-temper-tantrum</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2007 03:05:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[stephen.christopher]]></dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[video]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Step 1: make sure you have an audience. Learn from the master &#8211; watch this: I suppose now is a good time to note: that&#8217;s not my kid, just a hilarious video Sara found online.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Step 1: make sure you have an audience.  Learn from the master &#8211; watch this:</p>
<p><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KpSfThUv_pc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></p>
<p>I suppose now is a good time to note: that&#8217;s not my kid, just a hilarious video Sara found online.  </p>
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		<title>Good to know I&#8217;m not the only one . . .</title>
		<link>http://www.ransomedhome.com/blog/2007/04/06/good-to-know-im-not-the-only-one</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Apr 2007 00:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[stephen.christopher]]></dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you ever thing you&#8217;re a little bit strange, remember there&#8217;s someone else out there just as weird. I could philosophize about how this indicates a mind suited for math, or how our excellence at pattern recognition can explain why some of us feel this type of compulsion &#8211; but I won&#8217;t.Â  :PÂ  Enjoy the [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you ever thing you&#8217;re a little bit strange, remember there&#8217;s someone else out there <a href="http://xkcd.com/c245.html">just as weird</a>.</p>
<p>I could philosophize about how this indicates a mind suited for math, or how our excellence at pattern recognition can explain why some of us feel this type of compulsion &#8211; but I won&#8217;t.Â  :PÂ  Enjoy the comic!</p>
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